Driving there: I think therefore I'm not -- Burnout or boreout: yes, and thank you -- Add codes: the door is open -- The crowd at the door: your face is going to stay that way -- You're late: who needs to take responsibility? -- The math major: touchiness -- Grading papers: there is no beginning and no end -- Illiteracy: forgive -- Sit like a big boy: oneness -- Three way eye tag: pushing the river puts you in over your head -- He copied me: the zen master carries a stick -- I expected more from you: no expectations -- Police prof: the borrowed badge of brawny might -- Inching backwards: who's out of tune? -- From a bellow to a whisper: do the opposite -- The iPod guy: everything happens at the right time -- Names: pay attention, would you? -- The coveted A: desperate demands -- Passion: accept, adapt, and abandon hope -- Sartre and Buddha: true freedom is a settled mind.