It all begins when roving reporter Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris) sets out find a hard news story in the middle of television sweeps. She soon uncovers an outrageous onslouht of globe-threatening developments including alien invaders, killer videotapes, freaky crop circles, prophecies of the One, eerie-eyed children, ambitious white rappers and even a run-in with Michael Jackson. Faced with conspiracies of massive proportions, and a crew of very strange people following her around, Cindy must tight to stop evil from taking over the world yet again - all while sparing no plot line from Scary movie 3's assault of fast-flying twists that blow the lid off the original movie scenes.