Jimmy Tong (Chan) is an ordinary cabbie-turned-chauffeur who slips into a 2 billion dollar, super-spy suit and inadvertently becames a dashing secret agent. Fit for trouble, this deluxe tux unwittingly thrusts Chan and his dazzling partner into a dangerous world of international espionage.

A mysterious killer video tape is circulating around. One look at this tape and you have seven days left to live. News Reporter Cindy Campbell (Faris) witnesses this video tape and tries to work out a way to prevent her death. But this is not the only mystery to appear. Crop circles have been appearing in the local farm of Tom (Sheen) and George (Rex). With help from Aunt Shaneequa (Latifah), Cindy suspects that the aliens may be linked with the killer tape and must now work out both mysteries before it's the end of the world.