A psychologist and creator of the popular blog "WTF Is Up with My Love Life?!" describes modern "non-dating" practices while profiling ten male personality types with whom such activities can be enjoyed in fulfilling ways.

"Simon Grenville has his own reasons for wanting to destroy Alex Reynell. The man used to be his best friend, until his practice of the dark arts almost killed Simon's sister. The beautiful half-naked stranger Simon meets in the woods may be the perfect instrument for his revenge. It will just take a little time to teach her the necessary etiquette and assemble a proper wardrobe. But as each day passes, Simon is less sure he wants Joan anywhere near Reynell. Because no spell in the world will save his future if she isn't in it."